Country Dictionary

A street story teller that relays the hottness throughout the hood.

"Hey yo! Did you hear the new Pigeon John?"

artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda

something that is very awesome most commonly used when referring to weed

person 1 : try some of this dude

person 2: dat some dusty shit that

person 1 : sweet

Weed, Any kind of weed that could be found quickly.

Man do you where we can get some wazzle daz?

the world's greatest soda company with unusual flavors like blue bubble bum, chocolate fudge, and turkey gravy.

jones soda co. is the best

back in 1985, it was meant to replace coca-cola classic. although people liked it and thought it was a better taste, they were still deprived from the great classic. The new coke phase only lasted 2 months. After that, coca-cola classic was reproduced alongside new coke. in 1989 it was renamed coke 2 and in 1990 it ceised production. considered by most as the edsel of the '80s

With this "new coke" replacement, you have separated me from my only love in this world

part of the popular phrase "worst thing since new coke"

the n-gage is the worst thing since new coke