Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Flipper

The offspring of blood relatives concieving a child.

I sure as hell ain't raisin' any flipper grandchildren, you bitches understand

by dylan w March 21, 2008

California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)

Guy: You like it rough do ya? Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you. Guy: Alright then, bite the curb. Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why? Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

coal mining

the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it

Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there? Jay Leno - Coal mining bitch so shut up.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Pound Hound

1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby see also Butterface 2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles. 3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.

1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink? Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around) Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound. 2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed. Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound. Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche. 3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy. Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Jake Rowan and the Disease

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.

Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night? Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD? Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Gowdy

An adjective used to describe something that is either: a rough or hairy situation, someone that is not physically attractive, or an event (i.e. a party, concert, etc.) that is a blasty blast. Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.

1. Fuck man that party last night was gowdy. 2. Shit. I fucked up. I porked some gowdy bitch last night. 3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Gibson

When a person proceeds to remove the lid from the back of a toilet in a local place (i.e. restaurant, fast food joint, cinema, etc.) and deficate inside the tank. The perpetrator then replaces the lid. After days, maybe even weeks, of going unnoticed a poor poor soul will open the lid to investigate and find feces.

Did you guys here Jared left a Gibson in the Dairy Queen shitter last night.

by dylan w March 21, 2008