Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jizz bib

a gay man's burly beard. Also known as "cum catcher."

"Man, my jizz bib is gettin crusty!"

by ed hart April 26, 2006

Jerk Hole

Insult calling someone the shape you make with your hand when jerking off.

"Suck it, Jerk Hole!"

by ed hart April 26, 2006

dingle nut

jizz crusted clumps stuck in ass hair from anal sex

"These dingle nuts in my ass hair are killin' me! Seacrest out!" -Ryan Seacrest

by ed hart April 26, 2006

Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.

"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"

by ed hart April 26, 2006