A fork of Rural Dictionary
combobulated is the opposite of discombobulated.
I'm all right -- I'm combobulated now!
Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.
Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!
over-hang is the foreskin that hangs lower than the tip of an un-circumsized guy's dick.
This morning, I saw a cadet chewing on the over-hang of a big black dick!
A bukakke-boy is a guy selected by others to be the guy to suck dick and eat the all the cumloads they squirt, and be the receiver of multiple facials.
When the other cadets in my pod here at the Academy want to get off, they always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!
crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.
I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!
Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! is what I'm thinking after I suck off all the cadets in my pod.
I just sucked cumgasms out of all my roomies, and now -- Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!
A cage-pudgie is the bulge in a guy's pants caused by wearing a cock cage.
For No-Nut-November, I had to wear a chastity device, and I had a cage-pudgie all month!