Country Dictionary

pineapple

something that has NO BUISNESS being on pizza

"pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"

pinapple

imaginary fruit believed to be grown by illiterate people. see pineaple

person 1: "what do you do?" person 2: "I grow pinapples" person 1: "right..."

Ron Sexsmith

Great Canadian singer/songwriter. Only one facial expression. often confused with Great Sex Tapes.

person 1: Did you see the new Ron Sexsmith video? person 2: heh heh... SEXsmith... person 1: oh, REAL mature Mike: great sex tapes?

humanity

often mispronounced as "Hugh Grant in tea"

"oh, the Hugh Grant in tea of it all!"

pineaple

alternate (wrong) spelling of Pineapple see pinapple

that pineaple would go great on my peetza