Country Dictionary

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.

If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.

Something that Gwen Stefani is referring to entirely too much nowadays. She is waaaay to hot to care about other girls.

I have heard 2 new songs and a commercial featuring Gwen Stefani and she has mentioned "Harajuku Girl" all 3 times

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

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A ho named Amanda.

That ho-manda stole my man and I am gonna fight her bitch-ass!

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

when you roll a joint and add some coke (cocaine) to it

did you smoke straight weed last night? naaaa we were smokin stanks!

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.