Country Dictionary

dick drag

When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.

We replaced the toilet in the downstairs bathroom to reduce the occurence of dick drag.

crap pot

someone who smokes poop

my brother is a crap pot

Finchy

Finchy is generally found in a haze a weed smoke, carefully thinking about an effective solution to solve his chronic drug problem.
Derived from the character from The Office- brash, to the point, and takes no prisoners.

Ben: Whats up wit you?
Joe: I'm feelin' Finchy