A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis with poop on it from anal sex.
Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.
When you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe finally you think you got it. 10 minutes later you realize you got to go back and wipe again. You wipe and wipe and wipe. Then to make double shure you don't have to come back in 10 more minutes you give a little push. Then a tiny little piece of shit pops out and you have to start all over. That annoying piece of shit is a Ted Nugent.
This Ted Nugent gave me some cat scratch fever.