A fork of Rural Dictionary
Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.” Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Cluggin’ is the act of excessive salivation due to passionate cunnilingus with your lady friend that it sounds like you may be in distress from drowning.
Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.” Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
Pink Flub is slang for a fat womans vagina.
Dale: jr said that i could borrow his wifes pink flub while he was out of town for the tony stewart engine, bait and tackle convention.