A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a filthy slut is so shit faced that after performing oral sex and allowing her partner to seminate all over her face she passes out before cleaning her self up, resulting in a face full of crusty white spots in the morning
kelly: what did you do last night christine?
Christine: not much really, stayed in, watched a film with my mum.
kelly: oh really? how do you explain the white chicken pox then you filthy whore
Christine: fine! i took a face full spunk last night!
when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car