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emu

the name given to the act performed on a man's penis when it is soft, usually due to the intake of too much alcohol or narcotics resulting in a 'floppy willy' and the act carried out consists of the finger tips being placed together around the penis and moved up and down similar to the movement/appearance of an emu bird's head, neck & beak!!!

I emu'd all night...

by floppy dick November 07, 2013