Country Dictionary

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Welfare Whore

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.

Guy is a welfare whore.

by Fluffy March 04, 2003

sri lankan

Coolest,smartest, fastest sexiest, brown, damn pll alive. If you mess with us you get ur ass kicked biAtch.

Shiz yo that srilankan kicked all of our asses. Bitch Cum HERRE!!

by Fluffy November 20, 2004

Space Whale

An asshole. Space whale is a freakin ass. Metrasha owns all.

Space Whale is an ass. Bitch.

by Fluffy February 24, 2005

elephant skin

It's the skin on your undercarriage, the bit between your balls and your anus

Mary licked my elephant skin then went round and plated my arse

by Fluffy June 06, 2003

wahwahwahkikikiki

The proud dork chant. Mainly used for crowded hallways. Also said between friends.

(Can be done at any random time)
1: "So anyway I can't wait till tomorrow"
2: "wahwahwahkikikiki"

1: "Geez I can't believe that happened"
2: "wahwahwahkikikiki"

1: "What do you wanna do this weekend?"
2: "wahwahwahkikikiki"

1: "See ya later!"
2: "wahwahwahkikikiki"

by Fluffy July 05, 2004

derkster

Compulsive liar

You fucking derkster

by fluffy October 15, 2003

fuck towel

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.

I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.

by fluffy June 14, 2006