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Scalper

Another word for recruiter; a form of subhuman primate who either stays unevolved and works for himself trying to find positions for companies too cheap to find their own employees, or becomes a bit more humanoid and goes to work for a corporation big enough to find their own employees. The most prominent characteristic of recruiters is their lack of truthfulness (how can you tell when a recruiter is lying; whenever the lips move).

Most Scalpers are worthless.

by Former Wyeth July 11, 2012

pfired

laid off during Pfizer's merger with Wyeth. Variant on Pfizered.

After ten years with Wyeth, I just got pfired.

by former Wyeth July 27, 2010