A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you get called by older people who assume that younger people don't have the intelligence to be in a relationship.
You pedophile!
Garfield's pet dog. Do not let your dog watch The Garfield Show or he/she will become braindead like Odie.
Odie is my favorite cartoon pet.
This means the opposite of what it sounds like. It is used sarcastically.
Mother: You have to help me rake the leaves first.
Son: Oh, great.
The word Americans, British, Canadians, and Australians use to refer to all languages.
American baby girl: Ga!
American man: English! What is wrong with you?
American woman: I don't speak Mexican English.
Canadian: She said something to me in a weird English called "Mandarin" so I wouldn't understand what she was saying.