A fork of Rural Dictionary
Abbreviation for COlorado Street Racing, Colorado's racing community.
Noun. British slang for a large and unweildy American car, usually an SUV. Examples include the Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon and the Cadillac Escalade.
"Oi, did you see Tim's new Yank tank?" "The Escalade? Yeah, it's shit."
Noun. One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.
"Ever since Sparks got his car, he's been a complete schumacher."
Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.
My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.
A potent drink usually accompanying the irish car bomb. Directions: Fill a double shot glass halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream, then fill the rest of the way with Jameson's.
Noun. A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.
$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.