A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
a term - to perform oral sex on a male who is uncircumsized
man that girl gave me such good hoodie, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.
Jason - hey man what are you doing Frank - dude im training my ninjas Jason - thats disgusting!
when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.
"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"
a nick name for a man with large breasts
check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.