A fork of Rural Dictionary
an asshole whos gay and loves making you throw up by sticking sharp tools down your thoat then he/her takes more sharp objects and pokes your teeth wich hurts and then charges you money for it you go in with bad teeth you come out with ok teeth but they make you were braces for a long time and when your teeth finally look strait they're all retarded and say "you can go for another year"so they tighten your braces and and you give them $500
dentist: hi there let me tighten your braces and stick sharp objects down your thoat so you can bleed inside won't that be fun
me: no fuc--- *grabs and throws on chair*
dentist: now let me see ah let me take this knife and stab your teeth to fuck
me: you fucking basterd *kicks knife out of hand* now what bitch
dentist: all is well i have more
me: *kicks balls punches face and knees in balls again*
dentist: that didn't hurt there's nothing there*dentist yells proudly* (it's a man to)