Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

regimental

To go without underwear. Sometimes referred to as commando (female) or free-balling (male) in the United States. In fact, it is the way that Scots wearing kilts are supposed to be dressed, unless engaged in some sporting games (ie. Highland games) that my result in their testicles or penis coming into view.

"If that Scot is wearing a kilt at his wedding, he is most certainly regimental."

in sambo

In congruence. In harmony. At one with.

He lived his entire life with his longtime girlfriend, in sambo, and in agreement; his life at peace.

furnace

The general term for the external and some of the internal female genetalia. All of the mons pubis, the vulva, labia and vagina ending with the cervix. So named for the heat it exudes.

I couldn't wait to see her sweet, wet furnace.

Spitties

Sunflower seeds. So named for what you do with the shell after you injest them.

Hey buddy. Pass me that bag of spitties, will ya?

Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway. Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

booster bag

A cleverly disguised shopping bag that is lined in some manner with aluminum foil so that it renders electronic shoplifting sensors useless. Used by shoplifters to secret their ill-gotten goods out of the store unnoticed.

Q. Dude! How in the heck did you lift those 14 pairs of jeans? A> I just dropped them in my booster bag and walked out the front of the store!

duckroll

An image of a toy duck on wheels, when expecting an electronic computer link to something else. Often found on message boards and blogs frequented by computer fanboys. The precursor to the modern Rick Roll.

Damn! I got a duckroll instead of that video clip of Elvis I was looking for!