Country Dictionary

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert, 2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

the ultimate in an activity or sport.

Homerun, touchdown, goal, strike, bingo. 1) We are down 5-4, we need a couple of boomers to win this one!

Sleep Over Party. To sleep at someone's house

1) Wow, there is a lot of booze here, I'm never going to get home. 2) Don't worry, you can just have an SOP.

Something that is both troubling and problematic.

1) Dude, you are supposed to come with us to the football game this weekend. 2) Yeah, but my wife says I have to go to the wedding... 1) This is really troublematic.

An expression to render drinking less harmful. Used when someone maybe should not be having a drink.

1) I just like to have one little drinkipoo before work. 2) I'll just have another drinkipoo before the guests get here, what harm could there be?

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go... 2) Why? lets just eat it here... 1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.