Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

godzooka

An enormous penis.

"John has a really giant godzooka!"

by geinman May 22, 2013

woober

A Southern slang term for the penis.

John has a big woober.

by geinman September 08, 2013

Artemis

Greek goddess of the hunt. She was protector of all wild things, all creature young(including humans), and has some part in childbirth(she helped her mother, Leto, deliver her twin brother Apollo). She was a virgin goddess, and required all her female followers to be the same. She WAS NOT the goddess of the moon. This mistaken idea is caused by her identification with the Roman goddess Diana. The Greek goddess of the moon was Selene.

Artemis cared not for love or romance, but only the chase.

by geinman June 15, 2013

Twatacabra

The most dangerous and deadly man -eating woman in the vicinity. She snatches up guys and uses them up like tissue paper. Then she moves on to another. Sexually insatiable, she adds a new victim to her tally every few days. Beware! The twatacabra is bad news!

Ted hasn't been the same since that twatacabra Nancy got through with him.

by geinman June 23, 2013

Hawkeye

The hero of the Leatherstocking Tales by James F. Cooper. Real name Nathaniel Bumppo. Also the nickname of Captain B.F.Peirce of MASH

Hawkeye was the greatest shot in the Colonies.

by geinman October 25, 2012

By Jove

In eighteenth and nineteenth century England, it was considered a great offense to say "By God". Instead, men would say "BY Jove". Jove is an alternative name for the Roman god Jupiter. By saying "By Jove!", they could be saying "By God!", without committing a social offense.

"By Jove, Tom! William has a magnificent carriage!"

by geinman June 15, 2013

steamer

A sailor who works hard all day, then hits the beach and drinks until 2am. He then gets up at six am, and does it all over again.

A steamer sailor is a happy sailor.

by geinman February 03, 2013