A fork of Rural Dictionary
a: a cake/biscuit hybrid- a soft muffin base with a biscuit top layer-
b: A particularly greedy man who indulges in more than one woman at a time
a: Enid- "mmm these cakes are delicious nancy , what do you call them?
Nancy- " Bimuffs"
Enid "Sounds a little...salacious dear"
Nancy "Well the alternative was muffcuits"
Enid "have you considered Biffin my love?"
b: that man really likes to have his cake and eat it,he's such a bimuff!
Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.