A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"
After you 'do' an anonymous dude, the next morning you poop on his pillow before he wakes up and then sit in the corner with a sad face....in Montana.
I used to get so angry when Greg would leave me a Frisky Puppy.
While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.
Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.
When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.
Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.
While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.
Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.
Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.
Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.
When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.