A fork of Rural Dictionary
A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
the obsolete paperweight lying in the corner of my room
hey, be careful with that brand new 486, it cost me $3000!
a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.
hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again
something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy
look! im writing profanity on the wall!
a round rubber thingy with streachy properties, usually made of rubber. sometimes they are brown, sometimes they are blue, there have also been reports of red rubber bands, but i have never seen one myself.
"this rubber band is really hurting my penis."