Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do

hey siri say hello to alexa siri:… alexa:… me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA siri: adding alexa to your cart alexa: ? me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window alexa: playing senrorita

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

autism

a spectrem

i have autism

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

YOLO

possibly the most annoying fade on earth it means "YoU OnLy LiVe OnCe"

Herald: i just visited the grand canyon Mike: why Herald: YOLO

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

It

thisxis for the guy with the top definition

it is literally the opposite of what you said it us about a clown in a sewer that wakes up every few decades just to kill little kids with balloons that are RED AND $&@!?#© SCARY

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

wat

the meme version of what you just take out the h in it

Mike: my mom is sick Me: wat

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay me ur dad lesbian world fucking implodes into death solersystom entirly collapses universe is completely obliterated the multiverse completely dies

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

hatman

me a gamer and a person that makes definitions for you

Hatman is in the lead ps if you want to see me play go on murderer on crazy games on the weekend around 1 2 3 4 pm

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021