Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

molly pye

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's

i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!

by Haywood Jablowme April 22, 2005

baltimore

most awsome city ever!!!!
seriously

baltimore kicks ass!!!

by haywood jablowme March 19, 2005

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

Mudling

An offspring of the Mudhut. Often crazy, ill behaved and mexican.

Fucking Mudling bit my ankle.

by Haywood Jablowme June 04, 2004