Country Dictionary

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

A disgusting boil, welt, pimple, or herpe, pox, or zit on the human body.

That girl has gernast gerpappies all over her face

Acronym of "Love of My Life"

shes my loml i love her so much

Work colleague of Heeley's mum, who goes down to the docks, and whores hmself out to fund his gragarious crack habit.

Yo ditchill, how much yo' cost?

I'm cheap, sailor boy.

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

Really really realllly disgusting

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.

A stupid little inhuman creature that featured on ratemypoo.com as the #1 log!!! It has known to have canalbalistic tendancies, eating shit and recycling his own waste.

... and klaymen stuck his hand in the toilet and ate his own....