Country Dictionary

blue moon

the shoving of ones ass (moon) into a womans face and holding in place until the face turns blue.

"last night jessica wouldn't give me a blow job, so i decided to give her a blue moon"

hypoclit

when a woman/girl ensures you that you will be getting the booty a.k.a slice; gash; vag; bag of luck; pot o' gold; ass; pizza pie; etc....and completely dogs you when the time comes.

"dude, melony told me she was gonna give me the vag last night and then passed out on my chest, what a hypoclit."