A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.
person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-
bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
When did you think this was a good idea...
person 1: wryip
person 2: what?
person 1: I just tried to say qwertyuiop\ but started at w and skipped every other letter from there
person 2: qetuo\
person 1: now put the letters in the right place
person 1 and person 2: qwertyuiop\
"wryip" is how bitches say/type/pronounce "warp". don't be a fucking bitch to this reason. this definition was an example on how to use this fucking bullshit word or not to say it. examples does not mean i am a bitch. tell this to your friends because it's a warning to not be a fucking bitch. now go shit or whatever
why is this not taken yet... and why are you still not doing your HW...
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Woah, how did you know how many 'ham's were there? And how did you know how to spell the misspelled cracker aka Crakcer? Grahahahaham Crakcer is a graham cracker. It's the definition of "Graham" but the Graham cracks, like when cups crack, other Grahams. This is shown as a Grahahahaham Crakcer being a Graham person but they crack people with hammers. The Grahahahaham Crakcer is not Graham, in fact it is generally green. Grahahahaham Crakcers just crack Graham people who are generally white. Don't be a Grahahahaham Crakcer. And no, Grahahahaham Crakcers are not Graham Crackers, the food.
Who are you? A Grahahahaham Crakcer. C and G have to be uppercase.
As weird as it sounds, yes, during 6:41 PM at 10/5/2021 there is still none of this until today, surprisingly. Now get back to work.
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me: LETS DO THAT
Urbandictionary: no result
Me: YES I WILL MAKE A DEFINITION EVEN THOUGH THERE SHOULD BE
*inahle* WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? THER IS SO MUCH TO DO BUT TRYING TO BEAT THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS IMPOSSIBLE. GIVE. UP. GO EAT SOMETHING, GO TAKE A NAP, DO ANYTHING!!! BUT THIS IS BAD FOR YOU!!! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR WORK! IT WON'T DO ITSELF
person1: I tried to type pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq so beat the Urban Dictionary..
person 2: huh, did it work?
person1: no, because we're talking on the pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq urban dictionary page