Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 05, 2014

ruffneck

1) Offshore oil rig worker. Mainly based out of Lousiana.

The roughnecks are coming in for hurricane season.

by Human Dictionary February 24, 2004