A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small town on the western slope of Colorado. Previously known for the highest teen pregnancy rate and a high level of meth-heads. More recently famous for a seventeen year old girl having her throat slashed in the high school before classes began one day. People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!
1. "Montrose is such a nice quiet town." 2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice." "Montrose High School is SKETCH!"