A fork of Rural Dictionary
kitchen counter... this is used regularly by older people in Maine...
"I spilled my beer all over the fucking sideboard guy!"
the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine
"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."
the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...
person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"