A fork of Rural Dictionary
Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.
Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.
n.
an exclamatory expression of amazement and admiration following, and in recognition of, an impact of incredible magnitude or other momentous occasion; similarly, an action of such remarkable caliber as to warrant the use of the exclamation. Also a really fun word to say at dramatic intervals.
v.
the performance of such an action mentioned above.
Coined in homage to the great King Bowser Koopa, who is slow-moving but significantly powerful and awe-inspiring in action.
"I'm going to bodycheck you into the electric fence, wait for it, wait for--WABOWSER!"
"The best part of that Oilers game was when Cory Cross WABOWSERed himself into the boards. Because he's Cory Cross. And he's terrible."
-A car that Mitsubishi designed to ruin the racing industry. Unless it does not have 3 letters after the word Eclipse, it is a waste of plastic!
-Usually the car in the parking lot with the unpainted body kit and wing that taps street lights as it goes by.
"Hey Mike I just hooked my car up with the new SLP intake..."
"Really, I just got put an Eclipse sticker on my windsheild just in case someone cant guess what it is!"
The Best Looking Car Ever Made
My Honda S2000 Looks WAY better than your gay ass muscle car!