Country Dictionary

Having a dilemma over what to do or eat for dinner.

"I having a major dinnerlemma, what are we going to eat?"

When a tween starts smoking.

Tom: "Shelby started smoking when she was only 12 years-old!" Cassie: "WOW!! that makes her a NicoTween!"

When you're hustlin' and not going anywhere.

"Oh I'm hustlin'...I'm just hustlin' in place." - BF

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.

"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.

Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.

When you stop smoking cigarettes you can write your Nobituary.

Rob stopped smoking cigarettes so he can write his Nobituary and not his Obituary

When you offer someone a cigarette.

"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.