Country Dictionary

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

The hair you get from your family.

Hopefully your hairedity will make you more like Lenny Kravitz and less like Jon Lovitz.

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.

When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.

Michael Jackson's version of Bob Marley's "One Love"

Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together." Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

A daytime date.

Sara and Ian wanted to take it slow so they went out for a dayt instead of a date.