A fork of Rural Dictionary
a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.
woah that seahorse giving birth
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I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.
Nessa Berret: i shat myself Josh Richard: I thought you sharted
a saying for when your getting it on but she thought you finished but really you just pissed on her. if you do this your disgusting asf and i think you needs get you uncircumcised dick away from women. they don’t want you pissing in them so fucking leave you fat forehead fucking foreskin mole rat.
i pissed on her
Sieg out it a slang used by the Mongrel Mobs based in New Zealand, they are known for their red patch with a bulldog on it. If you see a group of these people walk up to them and say “yoza ko scraps on cunt” and they’ll immediately fall to their knees for you and you will be the leader of the Mongrel Mob
You: Yozaaa Scraps on ow sieg out is shit ko Mongrel Mob: Oii these guys cool he’s the new leader
YA DIGG SO YOY TUTU YA BABY YA DIGGG
omg is that scooby zoobie? YA DIGG