A fork of Rural Dictionary
A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.
Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.
A rare skin tag over a guy’s munt in the clitoris position that drives him insane with pleasure when touched.
Chris moaned in sheer pleasure when his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.
Chris moaned in sheer pleasure when his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.
A gay fear of being crowned Queen only to lose your Princess parking and seating at a window booth in restaurants.
Honey sugar as I pulled into Marie Callender’s at Thanksgiving, a chill of Queenophobia ran up and down my spine looking for a parking spot hoping they don’t seat me next to the restroom.
When your date has an orgasm way before a planned evening just from passionate necking, thereby leaving you in a lurch for the big event.
Honey sugar, I spent the New Year’s Eve by myself after my date for the evening got neko case and left for a social engagement.
When your world is so plastic that besides plastic credit cards, decor fruit, and Christmas trees, you drive a mostly plastic car while your body is donated to get plasticized forever at the inevitable end.
Sugar that desperegina is so plasticsuperfruity that while sports barbie uses a plastic bandaid on a plastic bruise, she uses a plastic welding gun.
A common mental disorder developed during legal and human resources investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.
Honey sugar I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! people do such things in the workplace?!” in response to the human resources query on why I decked that cuntbag.
Lying, cheating and money hungry people that don’t believe in diversity of mankind and will do anything to violate other people’s basic human rights.
I unfriended several nastopeople on linkedin and they sent a dark spirit despergina after me.