A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side....
"what's a 'fudgie gonzales'?" "imagine a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side."
roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.
"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well? Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"