A fork of Rural Dictionary
-The process of inventing a new genre of dance music -
e.g. DJ Pierre is considered a pioneer of discovation for inventing acid house.
Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.
Anyone with a loud mouth.
The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.
I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.
My feet are ranker than my ass.
My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.
Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.
To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.
Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
A replacement for plural, since it rhymes with singular and is much easier to pronounce.
Griffins is pingular for griffin.
A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.
I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.
A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."
Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.
Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.
Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?