A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.)A massive dick that women like 2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life
When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life
A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.
i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.
a woman willing to spread your legs and dive right in
hey bitch, suck my cock, cocksucker