Country Dictionary

Systematic Study of Religious tenets. Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

Masturbation- female specific.

Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

Variation of Pinkofagcommie. A weenie who is afraid that somewhere someone is doing what he pleases and enjoying life.

My commiepinko fag brother-in-law is founding president of Gay Communists Agaist God.

1. a fond name for persons of the African genotype; 2. A bowell movement (uk-regional).

" The 'appy darkie went to the loo and choaked off a darkie."

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."