Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Edwardo Retardo

Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.

"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 09, 2006

Megaladong

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!

"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 09, 2006