Country Dictionary

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

when your mom tells you to do somethin, just say "ree!". it means all kinds of things. how i use it is to basically say "get the f*** away from me". so when my mom busts in my room and says "i need you to do blah blah blah" i say, ree!

Ree!

Anything to describe the actions of a deadbeat, namely a deadbeat father.

'Oh wow, John's deadbeatery has gotten even worse, he doesn't ever spend any time with his kids, and now he has not only cut off their child support, but now refuses to have any contact with them! What a deadbeat!'

A truck that is big, incredibly loud, and annoying.

Look at that stupid loud TRUCKASAURUS over there. Fuck whoever is driving that thing!!

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!! Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say. Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl! Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.