Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mushole

A term for a person, can be used insultingly or affectionally

That kid is such a f*cking mushole!(insult) Ah,your such a mushole sometimes!!(affectionately)

by Jesus January 30, 2005

Butt Rancher

The act of Dustin Petrovits settling in a large, rough peice of man ass.

Dustin Petrovits is a scrotum breathed, sausage smoking, butt ranching, homo-erotic cock jocky. Fuck You spick monkey!

by Jesus August 01, 2004

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 22, 2003

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang". Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang). pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang! Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 04, 2003

cooks

another word for chouette

that shirt is so cook!

by Jesus November 07, 2003

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.

A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner. B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!

by jesus March 25, 2004

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005