Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nightcrawler

1) A large earthworm.
2) A nocurnal person.
3) A fuzzy blue X-Men character.
4) A Nazi who is blue and fuzzy.
5) A big penis.

1) Ew, I totally stepped on a Nightcrawler!
2)That goth thinks he's a Nightcrawler...
3) Nightcrawler just went 'bamf' again!
4) Heil, mein Nightcrawler! Kill ze Jews und teleoprt!
5) My boyfriend has a huge Nightcrawler.

by Jesus Christ April 30, 2004

nuttin' no go so

Said of something you absolutely shouldn't do, like putting cocaine in your cigarettes or being born ganjaman and now wanting to forget.

"No you never kiss a girl when she done give you head... tell him it's the nuttin' no go so."

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

Wenis penis

A bitch ass homosexual male who enjoys cold hard penis inserted in the anal area....

Oh this wenis penis that sits in front of me enjoys anal insertation

by Jesus christ September 01, 2004

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

Sean Penn

1) The ruler of the world.
2) A really nifty actor
3) Someone who can kick your ass.

1) Hail Sean Penn!!!
2) Sean Penn was awesome in 21 Grams!
3) Look at Sean Penn castrate the first submitter!

by Jesus Christ April 30, 2004

BestDamnRapShow

Legendary man on boxden who cares nothing about what others think of him. In real life (outside of the internet) he would mostlikely first try to ignore you, then if bothered try to befriend you and nicely try to get away but would not hesitate to beat your ass to or nearly to death. Also found on the Efnet under a different alias.

BestDamnRapShow is hung like king kong

by jesus christ April 24, 2005

shoooter

Someone who is a poser.

That faggot is such a shoooter

by JESUS CHRIST February 14, 2005