Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 01, 2004

frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

by joe smith January 27, 2004

Gayballer

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.

Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"

by Joe Smith November 18, 2003

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 04, 2003

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith March 29, 2005

hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

by joe smith February 11, 2004

twinkle toes

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004