Country Dictionary

roskilde

Weeklong festival in roskilde, DK. Features a huge list of famous artists, nude race, hippies, condom wagons, dirty tents ect.

- Hey Wags I heard you're going to Roskilde...

- Damn straight!

stiga

1: Slightly better than decent

2: Functional

3: A 6-7 out of 10

1: How's that doup taste, Jon?
It's stiga

2: My pencil erasor isn't new or anything, but it's still stiga.

3: Garden state soundtrack? Stiga

4: Hey, Wags, what do you think of that girl?
She's stiga

Doup

1 noun. pronounced like "soup," doup can substitute for any thick liquid or food.

2 noun/ verb. Refers to poop.

1. You've got doup on your face.
or, refering to a creamy pasta dish: "hows the doup?"
2. I douped on you in the videogame earlier today.

slam ball

An easy girl to fuck. Sex is presumed to be as rough and bouncy as the alternative sport of the same name.

- Who was that slam ball I saw you with?
- Oh, just some slooter.

slooter

Slut. A loose woman.

I might as well slip it in the slot of that sleazy slooter.