Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

by Jonathan June 19, 2006

moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".

C't'à moé ça!. Donne moé ça.

by Jonathan January 29, 2004

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 08, 2003

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle. Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 07, 2004

fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..

Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!

by Jonathan August 30, 2002

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

George Melly

Born (Alan) George Heywood Melly (1926-), Jazz singer, art historian and raconteur. Sang with Mick Mulligan’s Magnolia Jazz Band 1946-61 and since 1974 with John Chilton’s Feetwarmers. His early experiences in the Royal Navy and as an assistant at the London Gallery are recalled in Rum, Bum, and Cocertina (1977) and Don’t Tell Sybill (1997). With Willy Fawkes (Trog) wrote the Strip cartoon Flook (1956-1971). From 1965-1973 was Observer critic for (successively) pop music, film and TV, and has since widely lectured on art. Other books include owning up (1964), The Media Mob, (with Barry Fantoni, 1980) and works on surrealism and primitive art.

Who's the fella in the stripey suit, eyepatch and singing those bawdy Blues songs? Why, it's none other than George Melly. Didn't he have a radio show on the BBC? Why, yes he did. He's a great bloke, is George!

by Jonathan October 04, 2004