Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Schov Special

A Taco Bell special that contains six tacos and a baja blast. Known to be a favorite combo meal among obese individuals.

Customer: Hey, can I get the Schov Special?
Worker: Six tacos and a baja blast coming right up.

by jonny frekworthe February 19, 2022

SIDS attack

A rapid onset of sneezing that is uncontrollable. The disease SIDS causes people to have frequent SIDS attacks. In order for rapid sneezing to qualify as a SIDS attack, you must sneeze at minimum 4 within 30 seconds of each other.

Saul: Please go blow your nose and stop sneezing.
Ryan: I can't control it, I am having another SIDS attack!

by jonny frekworthe March 25, 2022

Bogan's Corner

The infamous left field corner at Kezer Field at Pine Banks Park that is known for errors, mishaps, and wild events. It is named after Bo Bogan, the Flames' left fielder who badly misplayed Pilot Omar Marshall's inside-the-park home run during the 2021 Babe Ruth playoffs.

Man: Why can't he pick up the ball out there? He might score!
Other man: It's rolling around out in Bogan's Corner. Anything can happen out there!

by jonny frekworthe November 25, 2024

cray cray on the slay slay

a phrase said by people who have special needs

makenzie: omg that was so cray cray on the slay slay
everyone else: do you have autism?

by jonny frekworthe January 09, 2022

Frek

The name of a champion. If someone can consistently beat you and prove you wrong while winning all the time, they are a Frek. Can literally spawn in and become your superior within a matter of minutes. The most polarizing figure in the area wherever a Frek goes. Many people say that any Frek is the most dominant, powerful organism to ever walk the Earth.

Low-life: Did that Frek just spawn in over there?
Low-life 2: Oh no I think they did we need to bow down to our superior being immediately.

by jonny frekworthe January 09, 2022

Burgah

An insult most commonly referring to someone that looks like an idiot after doing something stupid or odd.

Dude, you’re wearing a thermal when it’s 90 degrees? You are such a burgah.

by jonny frekworthe June 01, 2023

Barn

The action of attending a place or event, especially in the sense that it should be near max capacity. Synonymous with "pack the barn".

Lakers play a huge game on Saturday night. We have to barn the Staples Center!

by jonny frekworthe November 20, 2024