A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your in a sexualy sitsuation, looking up prono, or fantiziing, And you jiz, but nothing touched, no masterbation, oral sex, your just thinking and jiz shoots out..
American pie.. When jim is in the room with the chick from out of country and shes on his bed almost naked and hes in boxers and hes climbing on top of her and he jizzes... (Jimmin)
Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.
Your little sister is hella olsen.
Anything you want it to be.
Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!
an amazing songsmith whose vanity walks hand in hand with his tortured sense of existence in order to garner undying love from little girls in skull and crossbone socks.
"oh my god! conor oberst just spit on me. Ashley did you see that? He spit right on me, that was so awesome!"