Country Dictionary

townsfoe

A girl with crooked legs, most often bent inward at the knee bone.

Ha, look at that silly little townsfoe over there with her ugg boots on. She can hardly walk straight.

Townsfoe is seriously wonky in her limbic movements.

Faniel

Fat-Spaniel: A wonky little wigglepuppy who is fond of fun and laughter.

"Faniel, where the hell are you? Stop wonking around the place and have a wash for god sakes!"

After you take too much K you roll around the floor like a stupid faniel.....